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mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.
by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006
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morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023
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Mud Buddies

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers
No cover charge Me and the bouncer are mud buddies, remember that blonde chick from last weekend?
by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020
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Mud Bath

The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea
Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!
by Velocis March 26, 2021
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Stage mud

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.
Omg I got Stage mud on my signed white t-shirt last night so stoked!
by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019
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mud trailer

A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.
Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.
by Crotch Angle Defintions January 7, 2019
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Mud Eater

Oi, that Naldo is a proper Mud Eater. innit.
by Gonnae No Pal November 22, 2022
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