mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.
by Alex (awesome) N July 01, 2006
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Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.
Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.
by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010
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mud grap

A mud grap is a derogatory term for a minority group often called N****r. Many rednecks run over black people with nitto mud grapplers, hence how the term mud grap was coined
That mud grap robbed the liquor store again

That mud grap will never get out of jail

That mud grap on cod needs to change his smoke detector batteries again
by RainmansHelmet December 31, 2022
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Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.
by nrourk February 10, 2011
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Mud Quack

Any noise made when you are fucking a girl in the ass.
I took the mud duck home and we decided to try anal when her asshole let out a loud mud quack.
by mudquacks May 04, 2014
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Mud Plunging

Inserting your penis, dildo, strap-on, fist, ect. inside someone's ass while they are pooping to push the poop back up their ass.
The man put his penis inside the girl's ass right as the poop started to come out, causing the poop to go back in her ass and causing them both to have a not so pleasant feeling but the great feeling of knowing that you accomplished it.

-he is mud plunging her, he mud plunged her, she plunged herself, I mud plunged that filthy whore-

(hint: it would make your life easier for you if you didn't tell people that you mud plunged someone)
by epg2 November 11, 2011
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Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.
J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?
by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022
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