clermont florida

a hilly village of the damned

where's clermont florida?

by kissmewinchester June 23, 2017

florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)

Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!

by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023

Florida Hotbox

When someone smokes weed, and blows the smoke into a woman's vagina. The woman then rides the smoker's face and queefs the smoke back into their mouth

Person 1: bro, that stoner chick let me give her a Florida Hotbox
Person 2: Yuck. Nice

by Senor Gorgeous January 11, 2021

Yankee Florida

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.

Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.

by xowe March 30, 2019

The Florida Wheelbarrow

A method for taking the drug cocaine. One person has his nose on the floor in front of a line of cocaine. The other, his/her friend or drug partner, picks up his legs and pushes the other on his/her face through the line allowing a large consumption in a quick time.

Bro put your face on the floor in front of this line.

Ok dude, we doing The Florida Wheelbarrow?

Fuck yeah my guy!

by The Mango Salesman May 10, 2019

Florida Princess

Someone who was born and raised in Florida, is usually upper-middle class, and has warped senses of importance and entitlement derived from a limited worldview. The FP will also typically feel unfulfilled in life and will make it the problem of everyone else around them.

Kelsi's Tinder profile read, "I'm such a beach bum lol. I love my three kids, trucks, God, guns, and Trump. I'm basically a Florida Princess."

by duhimdave July 22, 2019

Florida Fireball

The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

by hSak May 19, 2019