Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"
by Ultrahadeen March 04, 2008
Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"
by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014
A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.
by Delvis April 22, 2009
by Prisilla March 26, 2008
when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.
dutch puddle
by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010
A dutch sex position involving a yellow dildo being taped onto someone's nose while wearing a pink house robe. They have to stick the didlo into the women or man's desired entry point (anus, vagina, or mouth) while acting like a flamingo.
This method of sexual pleasing is most common amongst people of the dutch variety.
This method of sexual pleasing is most common amongst people of the dutch variety.
Girl: Wow , i got a dutch flamingo yesterday by this dutch man
Girl2: Oh my god!
Girl: Yeah it was amazing, do you want his number?
Girl2: sure!
Girl2: Oh my god!
Girl: Yeah it was amazing, do you want his number?
Girl2: sure!
by lolroflbagel February 22, 2011
"Dutch Charlie" is a gay sex move, but not the one described above. An actual Dutch Charlie is when two men share another man. It began when two gay men were deciding who would go home with a man named Charlie. The decided to go dutch and the rest is history.
by Sean & Justin May 04, 2006