hypemaid

A bridesmaid that is responsible for getting the bride hype, including but not limited to: before she walks down the aisle, on the dance floor, at the bachelorette party and any other event that the bride may need to get the party lit.

1) OMG she was the best hypemaid I ever could have asked for! I was so nervous before my ceremony and Kelly told me I looked hott as fuck and to get my motherfucking shit together because I was about to marry my best friend and I'm a bad bitch! It was exactly what I needed to hear!
2) She wasn't like a normal bridesmaid, she was more like a hypemaid.
3) Every bride needs a hypemaid to help them get their shit together.
4) Fuck being the maid of honor, if I'm going to be a bridesmaid I rather be named the hypemaid.

5) I can't believe Stacey asked her to be the hypemaid. Bitch.

by EasyESaint April 30, 2021

Hyper Awareness Syndrome

Someone who is acutely aware of their situation, surroundings, position in life and or location.

Sufferers may display high sensitivity to their living situation and surrounding environment and in severe cases may display bouts of eccentricity, unbridled emotions, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, existentialism, depression, a lack of a motivational drive, and a lack of fulfillment.

The patient in the mental ward who displays heightened awareness of their surroundings and position in life is suffering from H.A.S. (Hyper Awareness Syndrome). They are being given anti-depressants and therapy to help them cope and deal with their nihilistic and existentialist fueled trauma.

by PopulousMaster July 25, 2021

Hyper Hit

too take a hit that is excessive. Also could be called a blinker

dude me and santhro just did some hyper hits now were stoned

by lodge cord August 18, 2021

Hype down

A person who tries “hyping” you and you know they’re just finding it funny by saying “Yes Person A” but in a more rude way ,but it’s seen as funny.

Hype down is like you standing up for yourself but you get mocked by a stand byer

Person A : stands up from some one who’s being rude to them

Person B : laughs or in a mocking way “Yes Person A!” and then sniggers at them with their own friends

by Don’t hype down December 19, 2021

Haphephobia

A relatively rare (and very real) phobia characterized by an irrational fear of physical contact. People with haphephobia tend to recoil in fear when someone touches them, especially without consent. It doesn't seem horrible, but it's just like all phobias: You don't know how serious it is unless you have one.

There are two major differences that can be used to distinguish between haphephobia and someone who is just very jumpy:

1. Jumping out of your skin because a stranger randomly touched you is normal. Nearly having a heart attack because a close friend or family member accidentally brushed against you is NOT normal.

2. Remember that it's IRRATIONAL. Being receptive to touch because you suffer from allodynia or some other form of skin sensitivity is perfectly normal. But if it happens for seemingly no reason and you know it; THAT is not normal.

"Hey guys. This is my little brother, Steven."

"Aww, he's so cute!"

"Wait -- don't touch him, he-"

"AAAAHHH!"

"...He has haphephobia."

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 23, 2021

hype

a group of H145 Helicopters

Look at that hype of H145s flying by!

by redheron09 March 16, 2022

Hyperaltodineurospatialpsychopseudochronologisticquasifictitiousnomialauxillaripostionalcognativedisplacement.

(n) A fictitious alibi, incorporating people who weren't there at a place they weren't at during a time that never happened, created by a pathological liar. Also created to be the longest word, just to piss off scrabble players and dictionary nerds.

"How is she Doc?"

"It seems she believes she was there, she's suffering from Hyperaltodineurospatialpsychopseudochronologisticquasifictitiousnomialauxillaripostionalcognativedisplacement."

by IdntgivaFOX February 23, 2023