hydrochu

total coont

luke - hydrochu

by sw][tch_ September 7, 2003

hydraulicking

What you will be doing when you lick a mythical dragon with many heads!

I was going to go to ren-fest, but then I got distracted hydraulicking

by Dickalan January 10, 2008

Hydrobaitin'

The exercise of masturbating in the shower or in any other wet environment including the bath, jacuzzi, swimming pool etc

Guy - "So i walked into the bathroom the other day and caught Bobby hydrobaitin' in the shower"

Guy 2 - "Fuck man what the shit dick thats nuts"

Guy - "Yeah haha he was going at it!"

by Nabob7 September 28, 2009

hydraulic angst

MALE; -need for sex, extreme worry over potentiality, probability of "flooding someones' tubing"

don blue got the pickup bar re-buff, and it was gasoline on the flames of his hydraulic angst!!

cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!

the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!

by michael foolsley May 16, 2011

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012

hydra_ironic.memes

A cancerous instagram account that reposts bad memes. Also one of the admins runs a shitty YouTube channel.

Retard: “Hey did you see hydra_ironic.memes new post” intellectual “It sucked”

by EdgykidXD May 28, 2018

hydrasm

the pleasurable sensation felt after drinking a copious amount of water due to the extreme thirst (generally following a salty meal)

After eating that BBQ pork sandwich and a Trader Joes' almond salt cookie, I experienced intense hydrasm after downing my 40 oz. hydroflask.

by hydrasm June 6, 2018