hoestarch

the affect of a womans hair when a mans natural fluids are left in after a night of sex

that girls hairdo has been hoestarched

by bamfdale December 26, 2007

Hoostabank

crazily furbied out like a gremlin, or crunked, ghetto

That girl eliza? she's so hoostabank!

by Shyzen October 7, 2008

hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

Hostage concern

The concern shown in a conversation when someone continuously brings up a personal crisis until the other parties are coerced to acknowledge and sympathize with the other person's issue.

James always finds a way to bring his financial problems into our conversations and won't stop until I show some hostage concern.

by elHORNO June 15, 2010

Hossture

The posture of a hoss while partying.

Bartender: What's up with your friend dude, he's like anti-gravity slumped over.

Patron: Oh that's just his normal hossture.

Bartender: Impresive...

by blessure grave April 22, 2010

Hoestake

(N.) a mistake that would lead to your friends referring you as a "hoe" or "whore"

"I only dated him for the penis...I didn't like him. It was pretty much a hoestake."

by Killauhh93 February 7, 2014

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff

The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.

by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016