Hippo

The fucking black air force ruler of the world

These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not

is that a fat horse

no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

hippo

by jycityo February 28, 2023

Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

Hungry hippo

Eating ass so hard that you taste shit.

I took the pizza man to the men’s stall and let him hungry hippo my ass hole

by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020

hippo dick

A huge black dick that is over 10 inches long

Damn dat guy got a hippo dick

by Dattboi December 27, 2017

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by sonbob tripan 924948 May 4, 2022

Big Hippo

The name of a certain special mate we all know and love.

F:"Hey, Big Hippo"
BH: "Wassup!"

by Big Dum Hippo September 26, 2020

Golden Hippo

Can be used as a noun or a verb, means to be Bloated and full of piss

John Marston was a golden hippo and felt like he was about to burst

by Doglogbog June 3, 2025