hillbilly handpicking

Grinding your weed by hand

Jane us back at it hillbilly handpicking the weed

by jtlrst June 28, 2020

Hillbilly Homeschool Education

The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"

Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.

by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020

Heroin Hillbillies

A grouping or collection of backwood savages, subsisting mainly on the chemical concoction of heroin or similar substances.

Uncle flaccid, while investigating a suspicious property, was nearly crucified by the local Heroin Hillbillies

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

hillbilly scumfuck

Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.

Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!

by movensilenze June 24, 2022

Hillbilly Hibachi

The Waffle House. They make the food in front of you just like the Japanese hibachi restaurants.

Hey, lets get some Hillbilly Hibachi. They have good waffles there.

by the real dick clark January 7, 2022

Hillbilly Defrost

Hillbilly defrost is the act of pissing on the rear vehicle window to remove frost.

I had to hillbilly defrost my sisters sedan to pull out of the drive.

by Mufflertapper December 8, 2021

Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021