Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020

Hillbilly lipstick

Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce

These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!

by Dirtyharry June 28, 2021

Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

hillbilly

it is a country person that is an asshole only rude or disrespectful country people are called “hillbilly”

bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money”

Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”

by cj2k24 April 19, 2024

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024