arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.

alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!

by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009

helmet muncher

a slang term for a cock sucker.

that guys being a total hemet muncher

wow that burd was professional helmet muncher

by chris jn April 16, 2008

Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.

She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.

by JoeyBomm May 6, 2021

coppers helmet

Head of penis. Copper is British slang for a policeman, their protective hats are bell shaped

I don't know how the soccer player didn't score from that position.
I could have put it in the net using my coppers helmet!

by mshypz July 3, 2017

lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 30, 2016

hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 April 5, 2014

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 22, 2023