captain hard-ass

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses

Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.

by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

sleepy hard

When one gets tired and pops a raging boner

I felt good cause i had finally stopped my masturbation addiction i was getting sleepy and i popped a sleepy hard and had to rub it off.

by ilovefauceting July 26, 2016

Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Shit's Hard

Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.

"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."

by Little Walnut October 3, 2017

love me hard

When you love someone so much that every time you see them you hug them and never let them go

Boy: love me hard and don’t let go

Girl: okay baby

by Chicken on a stixk December 22, 2017

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

hardass

Someone who doesn't cut you any slack.

Bob Dobbs is not a hardass.

by John Public February 6, 2008