Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

gym shoe mafia

a group of blue collar workers of polish decent, usually in the business of brick laying or pouring concrete. Distinguishing marks included; sweat pants and flannel shirts pair with untied high tops.

The gym shoe mafia was remolding the house next door, they did a fine job.

by timmyj May 18, 2006

gym class hero

A person in high school or junior high who thinks he is good at a sport because he beat all the un-athletic people in gym class.

kid 1: (shoots ball and gets it in) "dude I deserve a varsity jacket for smoking all your asses in basketball."
kid 2: "Man, stop being a gym class hero and play the real sport."
All kids in unison: "GYM CLASS HERO! GYM CLASS HERO!"

by TMNO2 May 28, 2010

gym-nice-tics

When a situation does not involve being nice, but rather one being bad.

Saying "It's not called gym-nice-tics" after pwning a person.

by Justin-1234567890987654321 January 18, 2008

Gym Class Booty

An asset that a girl has with a nice "booty" that you'd like to see in high gym shorts/gym class in general.

Boy 1- Bro she has a nice ass.

Boy 2- I agree, i would consider her to have a gym class booty.

by Brad_Lee Bess May 7, 2011

Jungle gym Fever

To be attracted to young children, around 7-11 years of age specifically but can be used for any form of Pedophilia

That guy just keeps staring at my daughter. maybe he has Jungle gym fever.

I never told anyone this, but I have Jungle Gym Fever

by PPK September 7, 2006

Home gym bro

A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.

Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"

by Eric Reuth January 24, 2023