Glitter Herpes

Glitter Herpes is being stuck having glitter all over you for weeks, because you can't get the damned stuff off. The glitter often enjoys getting stuck on the upper parts of your cheek, just where you can see it, so it bugs you the entire time it's there.

The phrase actually originates from Edward Cullen, before he was famous. His dandruff is actually what glitter is. The herpes part is because Edward was contaminated with herpes from sucking the blood of a hooker. This is why he now sucks on animals' blood.

Fred: AW MAN, I GOT GLITTER HERPES.
Edward Cullen: Muahaha...

by Nicodemus Ramirez November 12, 2010

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Klitter gritty

a queer dirtypop throwdown dance party

“I’m getting it on the floor tonight for Klitter Gritty at the Platinum Pony.”

by trottingfox March 4, 2015

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glitter

The term used for group of gay men, in the same way 'pride' is used to describe a group of lions.

There was a glitter of gay men walking towards me on the sidewalk, I had to step aside to not get run over.

by Stephen McCann May 25, 2008

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Glitter Child

Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".

"God created him and gave him the gift. And glitter rained down as the Glitter Child was born!"

by Glitter Child March 8, 2013

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Glitter Party

An specific brand of bukkake where one dude farts glitter out of his anus onto the central participant, and then the other dudes cover themselves in the glitter by cumming all over that person (using the cum as a binding agent), and rubbing their bodies together.

That glitter party got a little out of control. I said no ass-to-mouth for a reason; glitter is not supposed to be ingested.

by opraheatschildren May 31, 2015

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