goredom

Goredom (verb): The act of looking at gore on the internet because of inescapable boredom.

1: Dude, there's nothing to do.

2: Nah... How about some goredom?
1: Sure, sounds fun.

Alternatively:
1: Nothing to do... I've got total goredom right now.

2: Go to /r/spacedicks, then.

1: Alright.

by anxqu13 August 30, 2013

Al Gore

the real cause of AIDS

Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape

Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.

-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)

-Caused "The Incident" in Lost

-Master of Black Magic

-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)

Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating."

..."Bye World!!!"

by James LaFleur October 8, 2009

gore whore

Any person that sells a product or idea on the basis that not buying into that product or idea will cause global warming.

A politician says "Vote for me because I'm going to shut down the factory you work at that emits those dangerous greenhouse gasses and support legislation to give you an energy credit on your income taxes if you buy a hybrid car." The voter says "Yeah right, he's such a Gore Whore." It can also refer to someone pimping a green product; "Those guys that sell those light bulbs are Gore Whores."

by CapnRon July 7, 2009

MI GORENG

a fried noodle or a person who is so uneducated they can't tell their flip from their flop!

Tim: I am so rich cause i dont burn money, hard come, easy go! I got the cars and the girls, i am unstoppable.

Viquah: hahaha..It's easy come, hard go! You such a MI GORENG. Chill down with the ego, you're going to single handedly turn all woman off men! Open your flap and stop thinking your Ed Witten or something.

by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006

gore loser

Slander invented by right wing ideologues as a smoke screen for rigging an election, then refusing to allow recount.

Hey, we've got candidate's brother counting the votes along with the chairwoman of his campaign committee--let's shout "Gore loser" at anyone who asks for a recount.

by Adlai March 7, 2007

goive

It essentially means whatever, or to express a lack of importance. It can be a verb, noun or adjective.

Stop goiving! (not doing anything)
Maths is such a goive subject.
Exercise is such a goive.

by Manjiman April 19, 2010

Al Gore

The term Al Gore is taken from the actually person, Al Gore who was a former USA Vice-president, a USA Presidential Candidate and most recently produced An Inconvenient Truth (Documentary on Global Warming).

To use Al Gore as a term, it's mainly to indicate that someone who thinks they're going to win or have a chance doesn't actually. Just like Al Gore in the Presidential Election Race, he thought he had a chance but in reality, George W. Bush was never going to lose.

Langer: "Did you see South Africa play Australia in the World Cup"?
Katich: "Yeah what an Al Gore that was".
Langer: "South Africa are more like a John Kerry, than Al Gore, bloody chokers".

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield August 15, 2007