Loosey Goose

A person, most likely a woman that does something rather whore-ish. If often, she may be described as a Loosey Goose.

Angelina got it in with Vinny 'cause she's a loosey goose.

by MonkeyMan4444 May 26, 2011

Silly goose

A term of endearment, as long as the two principals are straight.

Hey, mark, you really pranked me, you silly goose.

by LeopoldStotch911$$ December 27, 2009

Goose Egg

A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.

"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"

by Loumus August 20, 2008

goose

the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass

by the wet d May 21, 2013

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

goose margarin

the female version of "duck butter." its a combination of vaginal discharge, swamp ass, dead skin, ass milk, and small traces of lint. it usually smells like a mixture of sourdough bread & raw salmon. known to melt just like margarin once it hits your warm lips.

girl i thought i told you to shower after your triathlon race, you got yo goose margarin all over my lips again

by Sexblood September 16, 2009

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004