A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

An interim girlfriend is an acting, associate or "kind of" girlfriend, until better a better girl comes along, or in some cases, the guy and girl will become full "boyfriend and girlfriend."
Or it can be referred to as a girl who isn't a guy's girlfriend but acts like it.
Or it can be referred to as a girl who isn't a guy's girlfriend but acts like it.
by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 25, 2007

My right hand.
I use My Girlfriend to make love in my bed at night. She's always down to Fuck at any point in the day
by a modded bushplane November 22, 2018

1) "You're an Army Girlfriend?"
"Yeah, and I haven't gotten laid in 5 months so don't fuckin' piss me off."
2) "I haven't seen my boyfriend in a week!!!!"
"Go fuck yourself."
"Yeah, and I haven't gotten laid in 5 months so don't fuckin' piss me off."
2) "I haven't seen my boyfriend in a week!!!!"
"Go fuck yourself."
by PFC Magana's Girl ;] October 18, 2010

by G-Union October 30, 2003

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag
Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
by kategspot February 11, 2012

Bianca has become a Snapchat girlfriend; she only ever talks to Donnie over the app even though he tells her they have a "real" connection.
by Rudyr8 April 18, 2017
