The Gummer

A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.

Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot

by DeFrates September 21, 2019

Sweepy Gummer

It’s the favor you can do for your significant other if you are mentally unstable and have fake teeth and perform oral sex after removing dentures while they doze off to sleep.

David told me the other day that Tracey lost her teeth and gave him a sweepy gummer before bed.

by 696dfsdnkg December 28, 2019

spicy gummer

When a woman chews up a bunch of habanero peppers and does oral sex.

He got a spicy gummer

by Christopher Daniel December 28, 2019

sloppy gummer

When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.

This hot old bitch showed me her meat hangers and gave me a sloppy gummer!

by UrbanLinguist September 29, 2020

upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.

Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?

by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021

gotcha gimme

When a company gives customers' personal information to the government.

Jen: What the fuck? Apparently Bank of America gave my credit card purchase records to the FBI last month!
Mike: BFD, it's just a gotcha gimme, you've got nothing to hide.
Jen: What? I feel violated. Can they really do that?
Mike: I know that AT&T gave Devin Nunes's phone records to Adam Schiff a year or so ago. Really fucked his shit up too.
Jen: It doesn't seem right that the companies can just give our personal information to the government.
Mike: You've got nothing to hide, so don't fret about it.
Jen: I don't like companies giving out my shit and I don't like the government digging through it!

by geekmalone February 5, 2021

Windy gummer

A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth

The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer

by Tiffnichole November 27, 2021