Cypress Gardens

Pretty much the only thing that puts Winter Haven on the map.

A Failure of an Adventure park that was bought out(again) and had a Lego Land built in its place.

Cypress Gardens?.... Oh! You mean Lego Land?

by Xak92 June 22, 2011

Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.

John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"

by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009

garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

by heywhatshanging May 27, 2018

Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016

hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.

by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016

Garden Tiller

A very fast hoe, whore, slut etc.

Gosh she is such a garden tiller, she went through 6 guys in one night.

by Elliott_Skylar January 27, 2009

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017