funky time 

a time of randomness where a group of cool people begin dancing by bouncing their fists in the air above their chest and badly beatboxing. this is usually done with russian accent

Teacher: OK class its time to open ur books to page....
Students: FUNKY TIME! *do chi do chi do chi do chi do chi*

funky time by drag the weed and pass it on October 24, 2009

Funky Cold Medina 

The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.

"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."

Funky Cold Medina by Popped Culture April 6, 2017

Funky Cold Medina 

It'll make the ladies love ya

i asked the guy "why you so fly", he told me: "funky cold medina"

Funky Cold Medina by yeetus the feetus August 28, 2018

Funky Rock 

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

Funky Rock by P. Colot July 23, 2004

funky pong 

n.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.

Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.

funky pong by Skyerus October 24, 2004

funky chicken club 

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

funky chicken club by formfaktor May 13, 2005

funky bum muffin 

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

funky bum muffin by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008