Jersey Donut

A ring of feces left by the anus of a cat or dog with poor hygiene.
Dude, look at the jersey donut Dameon's cat left on your pants!
by Dameon September 16, 2004
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chilli donut

The act of placing a hot substance (tobasco sauce, chilli powder, Tiger Balm) on the outside of your franger then nailin a chick in the ass. More often used for a hate fuck or to show your annoyance with the person your fucking.
The bitch was gagging for it all night so i took her home and gave her a chilli donut.
by BundyThePolarBear October 09, 2006
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Donut

Crap. They usually taste like the aforementioned word. They are dough rings deep fried in fat and them topped with some sort of sweet ingredient like glaze or sugar. I hate donuts. Then again, they are preyed on upon many girls making them pretty damned plump so I guess they're no all that bad... :3
Eaten also by master genius Homer Simpson.
-"God, I HATE donuts!"
*Fat girl eats donut*
"Wait wait, nm..." :3

-Homer wouldn't be half as funny if he weren't so desperate fo donuts.
by nikkan_hanil December 13, 2003
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hairy donut

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.
"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."
by Nigel W. February 05, 2006
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Jam donut

Jizing around someone's face in a near perfect circle, followed by a swift punch to the nose causing it to bleed. "Jam donut"
by Tingles March 16, 2016
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Crack Donut

A funny way to refer to a White Powdedered Donut.
"I'm gunna go buy some crack donuts in the cafeteria."
by anonymou 4444444444 March 06, 2008
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pickled donut

STD filled vagina, filthy and used various times
That prostitute probably has a pickled donut
by arousedcuban February 06, 2010
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