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chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales
Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED
by 420 assassin December 15, 2011
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Mickey Block

1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-

2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse
"Hey its Mickey Block"
"yeah but how is he alive still?"
by Hazel_162 December 7, 2021
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Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018
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4tech block

4tech block is when someone blocks you for no reason
by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021
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chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011
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Drummers Block

When someone who plays the drums goes through a phase of not being able to play the particular instrument well, or not being able to write music.

Lack of Creativity
Lack of Motivation

similar to Writer's Block
"comon, lets play.. 1... 2... 3... 4...
Dude, I can't I have Drummers Block"

"I would go on the drums.. but I cant be bothered..
Hey - you've got Drummers Block"
by FelixB666XD November 22, 2009
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Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019
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