when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."
48 hours later.......still no weed
Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."
48 hours later.......still no weed
Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
by jonnyfuckinblaze December 13, 2011
when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales
Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"
48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else
YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"
48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else
YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED
by 420 assassin December 12, 2011
by Manfred the Degenerate March 09, 2021
A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.
by Starzforeva December 04, 2017
The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
by simbrose April 28, 2011
When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.
Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
by GotAFuckingUsername August 04, 2015
Boomer Blocked
When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
by Mr.Amanojaku August 19, 2020