farknorg

a neptunian zombie in which is worshiped by the break off of the 'first church of the flying spaghetti monster' called the church of the farking flying pasta thingys(FFPT)

farknorg created the flying spaghetti monster, the creator, and the flying raviolli monster, the destroyer.

farknorg himself resembles a bald albino wookie. this idea comes from the only known sighting of farknorg when Brittany Spears gave sasquatch a hair cut.

ZOMGZ ceiling farknorg is watches me masterbatez.

by Fluffy McNubNubs April 21, 2008

Flacket

A flacket is a combination of a fleece and a jacket. They are often found whilst dredging the bottom of Scottish lochs.

Eoin: Hey Keith where did you get your flacket?

Keith: From the bottom of Loch Ness!

by beetlejuiceecis May 21, 2009

Strip farkel

Someone important and their ex-girlfriend "proving their sexuality."

E.g 1: Strip farkel is the new way to pass time in the Arial's household, so it seems.

E.g 2: "We were just playing farkel!"
Alison: "Oh sure, whatever"
Ted: "strip farkel that is."
Alison: "WHAT THE HELL TED"
Rachel: hell yeah bitch # 2

by rachel-face December 26, 2010

Fark

Dog puke

Your dog farked on the couch

by hells naw September 29, 2003

Farkle

The name of Zog Sports indoor soccer team, formerly known as ZS WEIS 27.

The Farkle team scores both on the field and off.

by DANKSODA February 25, 2010

Flack

A universal racial slurr; basically, a racist derrrogitory term for any ethnicity

Jose: Hey you stupid flack
Mr. Lee: the only flack I see here is you
Jebidiah: you are both flacks
Human Resources: you cant be sayin dat shit

by jackoff1234 May 26, 2009

farkle

an expression used to describe what happens when you laugh so hard while drinking that it comes out your nose.

Kathy: -laughing histerically-
Gabe: Dont farkle Kathy!

by Kay-Spaz April 24, 2005