Cerebrum Failure

The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.

John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..

by SFromDaOldskool June 11, 2011

Catastropic Failure

Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.

"The BP oil spill was just north of being a catastropic failure.

by TheCapitalC June 12, 2011

Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.

After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.

by bluespiper July 15, 2011

Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY

'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'

by Lanny12 February 27, 2020

mode of failure

1. When talking about machines, the way it dies/becomes permanently unusable/gets bricked/gets broken.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.

1. An overclocked CPU's mode of failure is usually overheating.
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

Faisal

Absolute pussy,thinks he’s fire when he’s not and thinks he’s well hard.If you see someone called faisal stay away from them they will try to touch you up,It’s common with faisal’s.Try to act hard but when you offer him a fight,Secretly he’s shitting bricks

Faisal:”Who wants to fight *shadow boxes*

Random Person:Me

Faisal:Next week then at O’Dells Gym

Random Person:Today you pussy
Faisal:*Secretly Walks away*

by JUSTTHATINTELLECTUALGUY March 28, 2020