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Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.
Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.
by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025
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beer mug ears

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.
I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.
by AJ19692002 December 28, 2007
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Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.
Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.
by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012
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walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma October 15, 2012
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
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walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means " shut up and stop talking to yourself, because if you talk to yourself, others, without you even realizing it, will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself.
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
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dick for ears

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"
by highonjizz August 2, 2016
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