wet ears

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.
mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today
by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017
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elephant ears

This happens to a womans vagina after it has been poked several times, the outer lip begins to droop in such a manor it appears to be elephant ears.
Last night I ate this woman out and her elephant ears wrapped around my head.
by James Lopez June 12, 2003
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ear pull

when 2 people stand outside in the blistering cold and pull eachothers ears untill one admits defeat
by Big Robert March 05, 2005
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ear fuck

1. When you can't get laid and you're forced to listen to a girl for hours
2. When someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.
1. I went to a party just to get ear fucked by girls who won't take their pants off.
2. Aw gross!
You just got ear fucked!
by David Li February 15, 2008
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Ear Wig

(N) A dense and plentiful amount of ear hair that spills forth normally from an Italian, Portuguese or German older males.
Luigi had to put his ear wig in a pony tail so he could hear the radio.
by Tresfingers October 16, 2011
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right ear

Typically known as the gay ear. Most gay people pierce the right ear rather than the left.
“Yo I just got my right ear pierced!”
“That’s the gay ear...”
by Lilthrillchill September 22, 2017
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Ear Rape

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape
Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!
by Matt Burnham May 19, 2006
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