Drunken Sex Blender

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

Drunkcle

Drunk: intoxicated

Ucle: uncle

Drunkcle: drunk uncle

My drunkcle came home drunk this morning

by Mister_X69 May 16, 2020

@drunkenbirds

@drunkenbirds on TikTok is handsome and hot everyone loves him. If you don't follow him, you're so boring it's unbearable. Funniest person on earth

@drunkenbirds is so so sexy and hot I want to have sex with him.

by aslucerne March 11, 2021

Drunken rosacea

red cheeks are consuming an alcoholic beverage

after drinking some grey goose i have a drunken rosacea.

by whorthehellisbucky April 1, 2021

Drunken Boat Position

A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".

The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.

by ApricotFields January 23, 2022

dunklesexual

the sexuality of loving dunkleosteos

i identify as dunklesexual, we love dunkle

by eeeeeudfsguifgsaiudfhif May 31, 2022

dunklesexual

when you love dunkleosteos

i identify as dunklesexual, we love dunkleosteos

by eeeeeudfsguifgsaiudfhif June 2, 2022