Daggering

Some good Fucking.

"When Am I Going to see you and give you some daggering?"

by Lauren1613 March 31, 2009

Spam Dagger

When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed

"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

dagger

1)when a large problem is covering your life
2) when you are shocked or hurt by something someone has said.

Wow, my cat died, thats a dagger.

lisa: "you suck at life"
Bob(offended) "dagger!"

by megzoggie February 14, 2006

Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

Dagger dick

Small sharp like penis

Me: you know that kid jeff
Friend: ye! I heard he has a dagger dick

by Pumaronarex August 6, 2018

shit dagger

a sharp, pointed piece of fecal matter that can be frozen, then used to dig a shallow hole before it thaws out.

I really need to clean out my fridge because my freezer is full of shit daggers.

by Jasestick November 9, 2011

Dagger

Noun: A short but really awesome bladed weapon

Adjective: incredibly awesome, rad, or bad ass

Verb: To do something that is incredibly awesome, rad, or bad ass

Buster: Guess what happened yesterday?
Chaston: What?
Buster: This guy tried to mug me, but I stabbed him in the neck with my dagger.
Chaston: Whoa! That's dagger!
Buster: I know. I totally daggered him.

by superfreakfish March 27, 2010