douchebag central

The king of douchebags, plain and simple.

"So, what did you think of my ex-boyfriend?"
"Oh, Jason? Ugh, douchebag central. You can do MUCH better than him!" :

by MollyMiigwan July 17, 2010

douchebag

An insult primarily used by caucasians in reference to a person who is rude, irritating, inconsiderate, exceedingly ignorant, or filled with unwarranted self-importance. Douchebags are often seen wearing trucker caps and affliction tees, and they often use the word "gay" in a pejorative sense.

Guy #1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with spinners that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw."

Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."

Guy #3: "What a douchebag."

by dontpanic1984 February 8, 2010

douchebag

john mayor

all of the above, john mayor is a douchebag

by bmoten63 April 25, 2010

douchebag

a complete retard who cracks jokes that nobody thinks are funny.
see jake

"what a douchebag"
"yeah, what a jake"

by BugabooNZ May 26, 2008

douchebag tag

That scruff of hair under the lip that self fancied hipsters grow.

Did john grow a douchebag tag?

by Manny Festo May 26, 2008

Douchebag

A stupid fucking jackass who feels the need to fuck with people who are not their friends.

Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.

by TangerineSky45 October 15, 2009

Douchebag Collective

Any business or organization that is so inherently dishonest in its general dealings that any person who joins said organization has no choice but to be fully cognisant of said dishonesty and therefore wilfully engages with it, thus becoming a member of the collective in perpetuity.

"I was trying to get a straight answer from my insurance company on exactly what my coverage was but had to sift through a bunch of legalese and doublespeak. What a douchebag collective."

Insurance companies, telemarketing firms, tobacco companies, oil companies, etc...

by mjoa December 12, 2010