Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off
Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
by CPap April 6, 2007
Get the Douche-bag-no-lightsmug. Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.
My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.
by sunshine589 May 18, 2009
Get the Double Douche Bagmug. by Drockdangle October 12, 2009
Get the Douche Bag Johnsonmug. A person who is stuck-up and will not give people the time of day because they think that they are too good to bother with them.
Julia Roberts is a DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!
by bob December 12, 2003
Get the Douche Bagmug. A douche-bag that listens to crappy music that nobody else likes.
Indie douche-bags often think they know more about music than the average person thus making them cooler. Both facts are usually incorrect.
Indie douche-bags often think they know more about music than the average person thus making them cooler. Both facts are usually incorrect.
X: "I liked them before they got big"
Y: "You're such an Indie douche-bag
or
X: "You've heard of them!?.... there not great"
Y: "You were about to say you love them! Stop being an Indie douche-bag"
Y: "You're such an Indie douche-bag
or
X: "You've heard of them!?.... there not great"
Y: "You were about to say you love them! Stop being an Indie douche-bag"
by Eddie & Alex Van Halen November 30, 2010
Get the Indie douche-bagmug. 
1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005
Get the douche bag queenmug.