doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

Doo Doo Head

When someone poops on your head, you are a doo doo head.

"Wow my girlfriend's little brother shat on her head, what a doo doo head"

by Barbra420_69 July 26, 2019

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry, there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress.

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024

Doo doo butter

A phrase that addresses human fecal matter; it can also point out on something everyone dislikes.

An example of doo doo butter by its latter definition would be VRChat.

by CVbackslash October 18, 2025

Doo doo

An idiot

Hai doo doo

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

Doo-doo on the side

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!

by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023