dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009

vaginal discharge

a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.

i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!

by asian nympho December 4, 2004

Ditch

To change plans on an external party within 24 hours of the expected time of the original agreement.

Laura ditched Stephen 2 1/2 times last week.

by NotStephen January 18, 2013

vaginal discharge

someone who is being disagreeable or unlike their usual fun self

someone who elicits a disgusting reaction similar to the way one would react to this bodily secretion.

You are being vaginal discharge right now.

Senario: AT THE CLUB

Friend 1: "I don't want to take that shot. I wanna go home."

Friend 2: "You know what? You are you being a vaginal discharge."

Friend 1: (now vaginal discharge) exits the club.

Friend 2: continues to have a ball a fun at the club without vaginal discharge.

by raelou June 10, 2011

Ditcher

A person that ditches all of their friends all the time.

Ditcher: Hi, I am Jess and I like to ditch my friends 24/7 because I am the queen of ditching.

by Double_Bitcher June 14, 2009

ditch

(noun) a mash of dick and bitch. A universal word that can be used for both genders

"That girl stood me up on the blind date"
"Sorry man, she's such a ditch"

by sarahlikesyourface June 25, 2012

Ditchpig

A wayward woman who allows men to run trains on her in public places such as fields and at the side of roads

That hos a ditchpig me and my boys hit it last night

by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009