by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017
Get the ding dong dustermug. A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fumug. by jenbarista September 18, 2022
Get the ding dong yearsmug. by lettucefetishh July 21, 2023
Get the ding dong wee weemug. just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong
Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha
hahhahaha
by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022
Get the batment ding-dongmug. by notthebananaguyfromthebanana April 3, 2023
Get the ding dongmug. by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023
Get the Don’t go slopping off your ding dongmug.