duckinidis

When something quacks in your pants (That’s not your phone notifications)

Person 1: Do you have duckinidis?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Does something quack in you’re pants??

by Dudes_reald August 15, 2019

Dicking drunk

When a dude is getting dicked down after getting drunk

Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.

Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

dickinjured

Injury resulting from excessive blows to the head by a large peen.

“Ashley was supposed to meet for us for coffee this morning but had to cancel because she got dickinjured last night during the gangbang”.

by bankz316 February 14, 2021

Dicknic

When you go on a picnic date without condoms, but you really want to have sex, so you use a sendwich wrap as protection and start having sex in nature, enjoying the snacks you brought along afterwards.

Two guys talking.
Guy 1: "Yo I had a dicknic with Mia yesterday."
Guy 2: "Wild, bro. How was it?"
Guy 1: "We had no condoms, but thankfully we brought sandwiches so it was fine. We had sex two times and ate the sendwiches after that."

by Lucky Seaweed December 8, 2021

dicking yourself

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself

"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"

by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021

dickinnabooty

coming from the phrase "dick in the booty" just said faster. you use this word/term whenever a male friend of yourse is acting rather "gay" or "homo".

"shut up you dickinnabooty ass nigga!"
shut yo dickinnabooty ass the fuck up!"
"euh, dickinnabooty ass"

by ilysosaa February 9, 2022