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Mimetic Desire

OoOoOoOo! You don't actually want the thing you want OoOoOoOo! These aren't the droids you're looking for OoOoOoOo! The SOLUTION is my incest cult and my incest cult says that you have to be humble OoOoOoOo!

Hym "Yeah, no fuck you. I don't want to be you. Don't want to be like you. You're shit. I don't think you're actually capable of accepting other people's thoughts or desires as fully real or legitimate in the absence of some top down figure to impose that on you. And in a world were half the people think evil ghosts can puppet your body around and the other half thinks that them mashing their genitals together makes them better than me. Let's talk about what YOU want. You want me to not get credit for my contributions to AI. Or you would be giving it to me. You want me to not make any money for my contributions Or I would have it. Let's talk about how YOU are not sacrificing YOUR pride and allowing yourself to be commanded to save the live of a child in accordance with YOUR incest cult. Let's talk about how you are just trying to jedi mind trick every into believing retarded nonsense. 'OoOoOoOo! YOU actually want THE OPPOSITE of what you want! Wants aren't even real! YOU aren't even real! The self is an illusion! OoOoOoOo! You are an illusion in my mind! You're the ghost of Christmas past! OoOoOoOo! You're a spooky ghost in my mind!' And I'M supposed to hear you say retarded shit like THAT
and I'M supposed to say 'Oh shit! That's so profound! I should fucking so that immediately or women are going to fuck a retard instead of me! Please sir! I'm the lowest scum on the planet! Please let me like your boot! You're I want the opposite of all of it wants and I am the opposite of what I think I am and evil ghosts are gonna get me if don't have a relationship with your slut daughter after she spent the last 10 years fucking everyone but me! Thank you sir! Thank you for stealing my shit! I how your kids live forever and the women all get a fat cock and I'll just do all the work and give your retard boyfriend all of the credit!' THAT'S my REAL mimetic desire!"
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
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shameful desire

A term that refers to "guilty pleasure" when the person saying it is a dumbass.
"Strawberries are a shameful desire of mine, wait that's not what it's called...fuck."
by spicymaranara February 24, 2026
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ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2014
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ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework. and btw a more appropriate English translation of ça laisse à desirer, is, "needs serious improvement big time", son, just to make sure you fully understand me.
by Sexydimma May 21, 2014
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heart's desire

what a tragedy ! i'm gettin my heart's desire !
by quiterio the great January 26, 2018
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I'm Desiced

You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died. but it is extremely amusing.
Friend 1: DAMN, that man got crossed.
Friend 2: I'm Desiced
by BigFellaIsFat June 3, 2018
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I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition
I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza
by Dinoboy33664455nvrguess November 5, 2020
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