Creepy Dave

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.

Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."

by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009

big wave dave

what you would refer to MEGADETH front man dave mustaine if he were a surfer

hey dude check out big wave dave surfing on his v guitar

by jacob tweedy March 25, 2008

Dave

They are the best teachers. They practice tough love, but they are the best lovers. They are intelligent and funny. They are the best friends.

You: Wow, that guy is hecka cool.
You over there: You know, that's just Dave.

by ClubRitz October 29, 2011

Davecat

A guy on a BBC documentary about real dolls, who desperately needs a REAL woman in his life, because he's over obsessed with inanimate things. Thinks creepy, silicone dolls are better than human, fleshy women. See also: virgin

Did you see Davecat on "Guys and Dolls"? WHAT A FREAK!!

by Real Life Woman August 26, 2009

you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

by blue ship October 1, 2006

Davein

pronounced "Da-vein", used in a joke when someone thinks you are talking about a persons name but really describing the large vein of your penis.

me: "Have you seen Davein?"
You: "No, uhhhh Davein?"
me: "Da-vein in my Dick!"

by Mr Shah November 29, 2007

Dave and Buster's

Essentially Chuck E. Cheese for the older crowd. There's a lot of fun shit to do, from the jump rope machine to Deal or No Deal to guitar hero. Like Chuck E. Cheese, you get tokens (although on a swiping card, not actual coins) to spend on simple, but enjoyable games. Unfortunately, also like Chuck E. Cheese, the food is mediocre and it feels like it takes half an hour to 45 minutes to get your food. One could say that that's the point, that they want you to go out and play around before your meal, but sadly, that always forces one person to be left out as they wait for the meal and watch everyone's stuff.

Shannon: I had fun with Lenny last night and Dave and Buster's!
Frank: Oh?
Shannon: Yeah, we won lots of tickets and got a few trinkets. My fries were cold, though, and Lenny barely got any sauce on his spaghetti.
Frank: That sucks.
Shannon: Not as bad as it did for Jane; We said we'd take turns table watching, but we forgot and she ended up sitting there for nearly an hour.

by Lillianastopcrying August 3, 2010