Dextering

When a girl at your school that gets around starts flirting with you

There’s this girl at my school that’s dextering me

by Upsyndicate March 12, 2025

Daster

An ugly retarded faggot who is annoying

That fucker won't stop yapping about random shit. They must be a daster

by Riotz01247 April 3, 2025

Dexter Hyde

Literally the nicest funniest guy you will ever meet. Hes so clever and athletic yet he never lets anything affect his humble ego. He knows exactly what he wants tho so no it may not end up going to plan. Don't ever let him go tho gng, keep him in ur life even if it's just friends.

Person 1: 'who's that coming down the corridor?'
Person 2: 'oh that's Dexter Hyde, we've been friends for ages but I've liked him for years.'

by whydoilikehimsomuchvro April 30, 2025

Dexterized

When a show, movie, or piece of media gets popular with the completely wrong audience, changing how it’s received or remembered.

Josh: Wasn’t that crime drama supposed to be serious?
Paul: Yeah, but it got Dexterized. Now there’s schmucks making racist memes out of it and missing the whole point of the show.

by NoTomorrow12 August 16, 2025

Daftermite

Totally a real Scrabble word

"I can put an 'er' between 'daft' and 'mite' to make 'daftermite'

by Eciliz November 28, 2025

Dexter

Not just a person — a whole feeling. Dexter is that one name that makes your stomach drop and your brain start glitching. He’s the calm in the chaos and the chaos in the calm. The type of person who says one word and suddenly your whole mood changes. You could hate him and still want him around, could swear you’re over him but still check the clock when he texts late.
Dexter is the definition of overthinking at 2 a.m., the one who shows up in every playlist you make without even trying. A walking contradiction—sweet, confusing, unforgettable. If you know a Dexter, you probably need therapy and closure (but also you’d still answer if he called).

Person 1: “Girl, don’t even start talking about him again.”
Person 2: “I can’t help it—he’s my Dexter.” 😭

by Mocha_Shift January 12, 2026

lexter dexter

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007