Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

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Closer Look Curb

Biting the curb, but instead of your teeth it's your eyes. Probably worse then biting the curb.

"Yeah! Lexi Bonner deserves a Closer Look Curb!"

by emoafrican May 7, 2024

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The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.

1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...

by yilliy May 10, 2024

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Curb Stomp

1: v. To place another's head on the edge of the curb and stomp the back of their head, so as to break their teeth..

2: an genre of music where in heavy metal lyruics are paired with Dubstep Music.

1. I curb stomped Chad Chadzly last night.

2. Last night's curb stomp set was awesome!

by TerraSouris March 1, 2024

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