Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!
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Get the Covfefe mug.Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"
You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.
by RealCleverWithBigBigWords June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
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Get the Covfefe mug.This is a saying made by the worst president in United States history, President Donald Trump in a tweet that says "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
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