cooch

my coochie hurts real good

"i chooched real hard"
"i farted so hard my cooch shattered"

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Cooch Privilege

Privelage for coochie ; Permission for the contact and intercourse of coochie.

"Please give cooch privileges ma'am."

by Smelly Minority October 17, 2019

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

dookie cooch

a coochie with doodoo all over it

Beth got that dookie cooch, that shit looked like a used bathroom

by luzoob December 29, 2020

Queer Cooch

A Queer Cooch is what non queer males refer to as a butthole. Since most men done have vaginas gay men have no other choice but to have intercourse through the Queer Cooch

I’m going to do you in the Queer Cooch

by Wiener boy July 13, 2020

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018