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were is my coconut

Guy 1- were is my coconut
Guy 2-OOF ON MY TOE
by Ima russian November 4, 2020
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The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise
Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.
by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020
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Coconflicted

Someone who is simply conflicted. Often confused in what to choose. Never partial to just one, usually somewhere in the middle. Doesn't know what their future will look like. Usually due to having the Gemini sign and/or mixed background. Gets along with almost everyone, and knows how to have a good time.
dude, she can't make up her mind. She doesn't even have a clue of what her future will look like either.

oh she's so Coconflicted.
by conflictedkid May 8, 2011
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cocout

1. The document code for a certificate of correction under the USPTO's PAIR system. 2. Something patent attorneys do whilst drinking.
"Man, my friend at the USPTO got so drunk he pulled his cocout."
by Heetae September 30, 2016
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Cocanus

The act of blowing cocaine up the bum hole. This is done because of the nerve endings located there. Popularised by Tim Burgess, singer with The Charlatans, who wrote a chapter of his autobiography on the subject.
Her nose was fucked but she was still fit enough for cocanus.
by Jonny Bastard October 2, 2019
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cococunt

It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya

Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
Dude, don't behave like a cococunt. Grow up!
She is a such a cococunt dude. She just turned down tonight's date.
by gurubhai March 29, 2020
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Sun Coconologist

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides
Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.
by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009
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