easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.

If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!

by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018

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The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .

Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause

by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018

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Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022

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Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.

"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."

by ethanmarielynn November 5, 2022

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Slanta Clause

Asian Santa Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite

by EazyE47 November 13, 2022

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Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

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