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Cigarection 

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
Cigarection by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Clarette 

-Came from a french word. People with this name have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.
-A name for the nicest, sexiest, best girl you'll ever get to meet.
-Has a great personality and can make you smile everyday. Once you get to meet this girl, you will never want to let her go.
Guy: Hey! is your name Clarette?
Girl: Yes, how did you know?
Guy: Because whenever i see you, you make my heart smile.
Clarette by lilydictionary August 19, 2013

Laramie Cigarettes 

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.
"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

Cigarettillo 

A rolled cigarette whose tobacco is garnered from a cigar, cigarillo, dutch, or other common smokeable whose skin is used for a blunt wrap
Dust Bowl Survivor: Hey man, save a pinch of that pineapple tobacco, I'm going to roll myself something.
Blunt Roll'r: What? From the blunt wrap?
Dust Bowl Survivor: Yessir, I am going to roll myself a cigarettillo.
Blunt Roll'r: Could you roll me one too?
Dust Bowl Depression Ager: Absolutely we're getting twisted on grass and See-GAR tobacky tonight! Glad you're open to it, most disagree with the 'waste not want not' approach to making blunt tobacco rollies.
Cigarettillo by Jomce Myga June 19, 2016

jazz cigarettes 

A slang term used for Marijuana cigarettes during the 1920's in the United States. Cannabis cigarettes were sold in jazz clubs during this period thus the origin of the term "jazz cigarettes"
I really need to mellow out. I wish I had some jazz cigarettes to puff on.
jazz cigarettes by Trent Brown June 11, 2008

cigarettes after sex fan

usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?

Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.