Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.
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1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.
1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."
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Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame
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