chuck norris

n. Chuck Norris
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.

v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.

Bob Chuck Norris'd his brother Dave through the wall.

by OH MY IRL July 21, 2008

Chuck Norris

Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris

Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris

by Paul Sammons June 3, 2006

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010

chuck norris

one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....

chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!

by patric thomas April 30, 2006

chuck norris

Close your browser

DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!

...youve been warned.

chuck norris will kill you.

by Zackery May 22, 2006

chuck norris

1. God.
2. Powerful

"Susan, do you know God's full name?"
"Of course, Chuck Norris."

by sammammam April 19, 2006

Chuck Norris

1. A martial arts master.

2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.

3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.

4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.

5. See God.

One day I saw Chuck Norris, I am now in the witness protection program.

by Ronnie the Raider November 12, 2008