Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

Chronic CTS

Chronic CTS or Chilly Titty Syndrome is the erect hardened nipples dur to a change in temperature

Did anyone else see Andrew's Chronic CTS yesturday in school. "those Tittys been just chillen out."

by rdbbdr October 5, 2011

chronic alcoholic

An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.

John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.

by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013

Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017

Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit

A:How'r u doin

B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017

chronic bitch face syndrome

Where there’s nothing wrong with you but everybody thinks there is because you have a bitch face

Omg that girl is always looking at me wrong . I think she has chronic bitch face syndrome

by ItsWugga December 31, 2017

Chronic Ash Syndrome

Chronic ash syndrome is affected by many, but most specifically the black community, and people of color. Ashiness is something that is obviously seen on a black person/a darker skinned person of color because of their chocolate or caramel skin, so many other people have never had to experience it. This syndrome can be self-diagnosed because you are usually born an ashy human being. Once ashy, always ashy.

Tiffany: Let's play tic-tac-to!
Stacy: Omg Stacy what a good idea! But where?
Tiffany: Lets just play it on your leg since you have Chronic Ash Syndrome
Stacy: So true!! Good idea !

by HelloItsMeMimi May 21, 2018