Jesus Christ, Marie

Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.

"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"

by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016

Jesus H. Christ!

1. Used to show shock
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket

"Jesus H. Christ!...What the fuck Is That...Its a jelly doughnut!!!"

by NamelessRain November 8, 2007

Jesus unforgiving Christ

A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky

"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"

by Krwin March 1, 2015

Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

meta-Christ

A representational (apocryphal) anti-Christ.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant messiah who unites social-labor currency (modern monetary theory) into a blockchain, ushers postmodernism into hyper-media, and delineates a meta-specific relationship between Emergence, Hinduism, and Christianity.

The counter-Christ.

The meta-Christ is the counter-Christ or representational anti-Christ.

by sandraxine September 2, 2018

Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 30, 2008

Christ Presbyterian Academy

This is a small private school in Nashville, Tennessee. They have their own language that would remind you of a yound child's garble. They call it CPA Sarcasm.

Christ Presbyterian Academy Sarcasm:

"Oh, I twill/twon't."
"Mun"
"WAH"
"Speak."
"Gewd."
"Trams."

by 1234567890.. April 19, 2009