Chinese burn

A twist in a perons arm going both ways. Meant to cause pain and sometimes leaves a mark.

That bastard left a Chinese burn on me for no good reason.

by Dead Deer July 7, 2006

chinese driver

1. A Chinese person (or any person or Asian appearance) driving a vehicle, most likely badly and too slow. 2. A fellatio game in which the fellatrix braids her hair with a pigtail on either side of her head. The blow job receiver sits in a chair. Kneeling between the legs of her seated partner she allows him to grab a braid in each hand. (For men or those with short hair this game can also be played quite effectively by grabbing the ears). The B.J. reciever may extend his right leg placing his big toe on her clitoris or she may mount his right leg. Either way now he is in the "drivers" seat". To make her go faster he simply screams "vroom" and and steps on the gas (clit) peddle.

3. A sexual position where the female, standing and bent over, is entered from the rear by the standing male. He then proceeds to walk/fuck her around the room trying not to run into furniture. Advanced form is the "Chinese Asshole driver".

1. "Oh my God! Stay away from that car...Chinese Driver!"
2. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei got all Chinese Driver on me last night. Practically tore my hair out."
3. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei fucked me all Chinese Driver last night. I have to go to Ikea and buy all new stuff ."

by Motown John November 8, 2007

Chinese Wank

A wank where one speaks in tongues by using a special technics created in rural areas of west yorkshire by its locals inhabitants.

"ay up our lad jonny was speaking fooking tongues after hes chinese wank and tea"

by Seany Dangerous January 2, 2009

Chinese Peekaboo

The act of inserting ones head into a womens vagina, and then squirming further, only then to stick your head out of the womens rectum and yelling "PEEKABOO"

Hey Billy do you want to come over later and play Chinese Peekaboo?

by Trenton Marushak June 6, 2011

chinese tickle

female masturbation using multiple fingers.

the jonas brothers make girls chinese tickle.

by Mutant-lizard June 10, 2010

Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.

I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.

by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010

Chinese solution

A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.

1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,

2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,

3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.

'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'

-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.

by Winnie The Pooh 1989 August 16, 2019