Definitions by Mutant-lizard

chinese tickle 

female masturbation using multiple fingers.

the jonas brothers make girls chinese tickle.

chinese tickle by Mutant-lizard June 10, 2010

wife in arm moment 

a single plot twist in a game or movie that is so stupid its funny. often it completely ruins the story. this term was derived from the game bionic commando in wich the main character finds out his wifes mind is in his bionic arm

remember bionic commandos plot twist? that was a real wife in arm moment.

wife in arm moment by mutant-lizard February 13, 2010

shirt pigs 

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

shirt pigs by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

shirt hams 

big perky boobs. nuff said.

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.

shirt hams by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010