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Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.
Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.
by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022
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Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
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calé

Gypsy.
Former language of the gypsies, now extinct. Also caló and romaní.
Soy de la raza calé. I belong to the gypsy race.
by fonsucu June 9, 2008
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Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 31, 2020
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Cale

Name given to an Amish boy who leaves his family's settlement and later becomes a ladies man
"Check out the dude in the wooden shoes with all the ladies over there." "yeah he must be a cale
by chezdip July 7, 2009
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Caleb

He is a skater who loves his friends and fortnite he has anger issues but is cool be careful he steals your food
Caleb is the best
by Lagoonablue16 September 25, 2018
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Caleb

Calebs are the sexiest Bitches ever!!! All the other guys wish ther were like him. Calebs have brown hair and sexy, blue eyes. All girls wish they could suck his sweet dick.
Girl 1: omg, I think I just saw god!
Girl 2: it’s not god, it’s a Caleb.
by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018
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