coochie cabbage

Cabbage that has been fermented in a girls coochie

"We had coochie cabbage last night for dinner, it was about 2 weeks old."

by rusiityt September 8, 2017

Spanish cabbage

Dinner table term for vagina

Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage

by Lezzie Kush November 18, 2019

Dense Cabbage

Rare insult

“Shut up you dense cabbage

by That Dense Cabbage Guy December 16, 2021

Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

cabbage cup

A cabbage cup is when one decides to fart in his hand, trap it in like a lid on a cup and proceed to force the cup into a friend/significant others face

Dave: Where were you last night mike?
Mike: I was busy cabbage cupping my girlfriend.

by Mr fart January 10, 2021

Cabbage pie

When you take a nasty dump and it smells like cabbage pie.

Yo dude why does the bathroom always smell like cabbage pie?!

by Dalidoll November 8, 2021

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017